Below are just some (well, actually most) of Green Andy's many bands, both past and present. And I'm sure there's going to be more in the future. It usually takes people between a week and a month to get sick of playing in a band with Andy, but by that time the group has been named and the photos have been taken, so expect new updates soon!

Asshole Holocaust

It's still undecided if the band name is referring to killing all the jerks in this world, or a particularly difficult session of anal sex. You can buy their album THE GARBAGE STATE at CDBaby.com.
Listen to: "I Molested You in Jail"

BadgerCat

More of a theoretical idea for a band than an actual band, at least two of the members have only met once in their lives.
Listen to: "Born Crafty"

Decider

Part-time band for members of Stone Beggar and Gutwrench to collaborate without confusing the legions of Stone Beggar and Gutwrench fans with new music.
Listen to: "Dogs of War"

DVVVVV

A few years ago Green Andy promised to research some up-and-coming bands and review their albums for a webzine article and he forgot, so he made up a band at the last minute and recorded an album to match the review. You can read the review here.
Listen to: "DVVVVV 3"

Gutwrench

Andy's longest-running band. About 25 members passed through the ranks. One quit due to a heroin addiction. That is so rock and roll, isn't it? Gutwrench is a popular band name, so be careful when looking this one up on MySpace.
Listen to: "Friday Party"

No Shirt No Shoes No Dice

Green Andy's only fully-functioning band, NSNSND celebrate all the colors of the hardcore/metal rainbow. Check back soon for show listings!
Listen to: "When the Children Taste Blood "

Phanto & ShyGuy

A side-project co-starring Mark from No Shirt No Shoes No Dice. Mark is Phanto. I'm ShyGuy.
Listen to: "Books of Ys "

Post-Ops

Green Andy was mostly a fill-in member (on bass) with this group. They're still around without him. And all the richer for it.
Listen to: "Lead, Follow or Get Out of the Way "

Quick Flings

A quick fling, indeed. This band only lasted one show. But what a show it was. Plus, the band may get together again soon and play out, so check back often for updates.
Listen to: "I Could Never Make It Right"

Stone Beggar

Green Andy's very first band. He was a scant 15 years old when he joined, and his audition was the song "Hello I Love You" by the Doors.
Listen to: "Toothpick"

Ts Ts Ts

Most recordings have been conducted over the telephone with this group. And it shows.
Listen to: "Total Knees"