September 30, 2008

What do you do when you're bored? Watch an episode of Scrubs? Read a book? Volunteer at a soup kitchen? Well, while you're all wasting your time with that, Green Andy is making INSTANT ALBUMS. On September 29, from 9:10 to 10:50pm, I recorded a brand new mini-album front start to finish, drew up an album cover, and posted it on my website. And now, assuming you're still bored, you can download it here for free. I hope you like it! If not, you can have double your money back. And that's a guarantee.

August 16, 2008

Only a few more days until my sure-to-be triumphant show at Otto's Shrunken Head. In the meantime, there's some new Ask Green Andy questions and new photos, so go enjoy them and keep Wednesday's show in mind. If you even try to tell me you've got something more exciting to do on a Wednesday night, you'll be such a liar liar that your pants will surely be on fire.

July 5, 2008

You'd think that I wouldn't be too eager to accommodate the heartless bastards who didn't bother to show up to my May 19 show at the Trash Bar in Brooklyn, wouldn't you? Well, I'm a nice guy, so if you go to the Videos Page, you can see some YouTube-hosted highlights of the show! Oh, and speaking of shows, a new one has been scheduled for August 20 at Otto's Shrunken Head. The show is free, so if you're not there, I know that the real problem is me.

June 28, 2008

A boatload of thanks to those of you that showed up to the Stewart show this past Wednesday at Lit Lounge, and got to see ME play guest bass guitar! For those of you that didn't know about the show, you really only have yourself to blame for not being more aware. Stay tuned to these pages over the next week or so, because more Green Andy showdates are about to be added!

May 20, 2008

Well, the Strand Band Spectacular was last night, and it really was spectacular. Seven bands played, and not to sound like a hippie, but every single one of them was wonderful. Angry Lemon, Stewart, Our Precious Death Machine (which featured a young hotshot named ME filling in on bass guitar), Xzit, Mutiny of the Fashionistas, and Same Colors were all terrific. But hey, this is GreenAndy.com, and we don't have to pretend to be objective here. I was absolutely the best one of the night. Find out for yourself by going to my Live section and listening to the whole show!

May 3, 2008

I will be playing LIVE on May 19 at the Trash Bar, as part of the Strand Band Spectacular, which is a bunch of artists either employed by or associated with the Strand Bookstore. Personally I'm neither, but I did buy a used copy of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? there a few months ago, so I suppose I qualify. Some of my favorite bands will be there, including Stewart, Angry Lemon, and Our Precious Death Machine, for whom I'll also be filling in on bass. The door price is $6.00, and if you're under 21 you may as well stay home and play hopscotch, or whatever it is that children do these days.

April 20, 2008

Buy my new album! Buy it buy it buy it!! BUY IT!

April 6, 2008

I'm a bit embarrassed by the hellaciously long delay between the last update and this one. But only a bit. After all, it's not like you're paying to view this page or anything. That said, I know a lot of you are emotionally invested in GreenAndy.com, so I've repaid your dedication with a new redesign for the entire site! There's one new section, the Lyrics Page, where you can read every tossed-off line that you weren't able to decipher by actually listening to the song. Actually, you can't read all of them, because some of them even I couldn't figure out. Anyway, in addition to that, next Saturday will be the debut of my first album for 2008, ANCIENT SECRET. It's a great time to be a Green Andy fan, so hold your head high.

December 6, 2007

I get it. My fans are poor. You're a bunch of broke-ass Section 8's, and music is too damned expensive. I do sympathize, so while I'm busy writing and recording new material for 2008, I've decided to lower the prices on all MP3 purchases! Go to my music page or MySpace right now, and all MP3s are now a mere 75 cents, down from the formerly ridiculous price of 89 cents. Take the spare $0.14 and save up for a copy of tomorrow's paper!

October 9, 2007

So they say that CD sales are dropping and dropping, and no one buys compact discs anymore. They probably have a point, but I'm still an old- fashioned guy, and my CD collection is up to TWO THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE. Isn't that fucking incredible? Go to my CD Collection list and marvel at it.

October 2, 2007

I'm back, people! Lots of Green Andy Happenings are going to be...well...happening soon, but for now: all of you who aren't members of the Green Andy Mailing List, shame on you! There's tons of benefits to being on the list (free music, artwork, albums, pictures of my bare ass, etc.), and not a single drawback. So join today, by emailing greenandylist@greenandy.com and saying "Sign me up, jerkface!"

September 18, 2007

I'm going on Green Andy Sabbatical, people. Expect no communication from me until October 1st. But oh man, expect a LOT of communication from me after that. In fact, expect to get thoroughly sick of me after that.

September 2, 2007

A new Green Andy song, "Seventy-Four", is available on my main MySpace page. New Ts Ts Ts photos are available on their MySpace page. It's a good time to be a Green Andyfan, isn't it? Unless you still haven't bought all the albums that I've got for sale. In which case it's a fucking rotten time to be a Green Andyfan.

August 19, 2007

Tired of cluttering up your house with those filthy Green Andy CDs? Well, now you can buy individual songs, and only your computer need be cluttered! Go to my Music Page and make your purchases today!

Additionally, the new Asshole Holocaust album, THE GARBAGE STATE, is now available for sale at CDBaby.com. And the other night, you were really drunk and swore to me you'd buy one. So now you have to.

August 5, 2007

So they say that CD sales are dropping and dropping, and no one buys compact discs anymore. They probably have a point, but I'm still an old-fashioned guy, and my CD collection is up to TWO THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED AND ONE. Isn't that fucking incredible? Go to my CD Collection list and marvel at it.

July 21st, 2007

It's here! The first CD of 2007 that you actually have to pay for! Yay! Go to my albums and take a listen to CHKA CHKAAA. I'd say that you'll be surprised at how amazingly kickass it is, but I'm sure that won't surprise you at all. Also, the website looks completely different, so much so that it's barely worth pointing it out.