All lyrics by Green Andy, sadly.

36 CHICKS AND A BEER FOR LUNCH

When I wake up in the morning, I'm hungry as hell
But I never ever eat until I hear that lunch bell
And I only have one treat that I like a bunch
It's called 36 chicks and a beer for lunch

It's easy to make, there's no mixing to do
Just find 36 chicks who'll go out with you
Then you can close the door and away you'll munch
On your 36 chicks and a beer for lunch

Breakfast ain't important; I can do without
And dinner ain't what it's really about
But if you want a good meal and you can't stand brunch
Just have 36 chicks and a beer for lunch

It tastes real sweet, I'm gonna have some soon
Gonna scoop it all up with my born-in spoon
Bite down with my teeth and you can hear the crunch
From my 36 chicks and a beer for lunch

Have I convinced you yet? Are you one of the smart?
Do you have experience with the chick/beer art?
Well, what'll you have? I've got a hunch
That it's 36 chicks and a beer for lunch

One last word of advice before the song does end
Don't pick a chick that's got a boyfriend
I made that mistake and that's how I got punched
With my 36 chicks and a beer for lunch


BLUELAND

I’m a red man walking in Blueland
As contrasted as can be
The people seem kind of nice, but they’re all blue as ice
And that’s just not the color of me

I’m a red man walking in Blueland
Now the people are scared of me
They’ve called me a freak and they’ve called me a geek
Why don’t they take the time to see?

Although I might be different I’m not a bad guy
I’m just a different shade of rainbow than everyone
So just invite me over and we’ll have a fun time
And you’ll see that I can be pretty fun

But to be a red man walking in Blueland
Is not the smartest thing to do
I would not suggest traveling to Blueland
That is, of course, unless you’re blue

I’m a red man walking in Blueland
Now I walk very quietly
Although I’m not too afraid, from them I’d better stay away
There’s still a chance they’ll slaughter me

I’m a red man walking in Blueland
I seem to walk very noticeably
Although I’m not very loud, I seem to gather a crowd
Goddamnit, stop following me

You all think you know it all with your little blue lives
And that you’re gonna hunt me down with sword and gun
Well, I’m sick of running and I’m ready to fight
And I ain’t gonna stop until the battle’s won

But to be a red man walking in Blueland
Is not the smartest thing to do
I would not suggest traveling to Blueland
That is, of course, unless you’re blue

Well the fighting’s over and I’ve proved my worth
I guess we’ll all stop running around in circles
And remember kids, no matter what your race or birth
Red and blue can always mix to form a beautiful purple

Now to be a red man walking in Blueland
It’s not a bad thing to do
I would now suggest traveling to Blueland
Even if you’re not even blue


TRAPPED

Sitting in the corner, couldn’t get up if I tried
Pencil in my hand but nothing’s coming out the side
My hand is as useless as an empty glove
‘Cause try as I might, can’t write a song about love

Trapped, no one can hear me sing
Trapped, it means everything
Trapped, can’t fight it
Trapped, can’t write it
Trapped, all songs about love are here to stay
Shut away

A beautiful woman with flower in hair
Look at the music and she’s not there
A goddess’ body, a gorgeous face
Look at the words, she’s not anyplace

Trapped, no one can hear me sing
Trapped, it means everything
Trapped, can’t fight it
Trapped, can’t write it
Trapped, all songs about love are here to stay
Shut away

My writing has turned to an unfunny joke
Nobody remembers the songs that I wrote
Please help me out, ‘cause I need a shove
And I sure can’t write a song about love

Trapped, no one can hear me sing
Trapped, it means everything
Trapped, can’t fight it
Trapped, can’t write it
Trapped, all songs about love are here to stay
Shut away